©

"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humor making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."

comedycentral:

Don’t mess up! Watch a new Key & Peele, Wednesday after South Park. And watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

561524 notes / reblog / 16 hours ago

Losing my friends bc I’m pretty much the worst person alive.

0 notes / reblog / 16 hours ago

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

169661 notes / reblog / 21 hours ago

girlslug:

TOO REAL
lovelikewolves:

my home